Saturday, November 29, 2008 10:16
Good fences make good neighbors.
A naked man in Martin County, Florida broke into a neighbor’s yard and dove into his swimming pool while covered in feces, according to police.
21 year-old Robert Stark Higgins, who lived nearby, was charged with burglary, disorderly conduct, and misdemeanor theft.
A resident in the 9000 block of Southeast Nero Street told [...]
Saturday, November 29, 2008 10:16
Five Midland county sheriff’s deputies have been suspended and could be charged after allegedly allowing a Twin Peaks waitress to hold one of their service rifles while they took pictures of her.
According to a police report, police arrived on Monday night after someone called about a waitress holding a rifle in the parking lot.
Also according [...]
Saturday, November 29, 2008 10:16
HER job too sleazy to let HIM stay in something as pure and proper as government
The manager of the town of Fort Myers Beach, Florida was fired after city officials learned of his wife’s profession as an adult film actress.
Mayor Larry Kiker called an emergency meeting town council meeting in which the group voted 5-0 [...]
Saturday, November 29, 2008 10:16
Most accidents happen close to home.
Fresh from riding a 4,200 mile motorcycle ride across the US, Jon Canaday had just returned home to Palm Beach Gardens Saturday night, according to his business partner.
Canaday was struck by a car at a stop sign intersection and killed while riding his motorcycle on Tuesday.
Canaday was riding westbound [...]
Saturday, November 29, 2008 10:16
Calls 911 twice in 2 days – tells operator he’d been smoking pot. Retardacious.
A Florida man was arrested for 911 abuse, and probably other charges soon, after making a call to 911 requesting a police ride to a rap concert. Just in case you think we’re making this up, there’s his mugshot, right there.
Just the [...]
Saturday, November 29, 2008 10:16
Cop got suspicious after he smashed the window with the toilet tank.
A man and his wife were duped into trashing their hotel room in Orlando, Florida early Monday morning.
Mark and Lisa Kantorski were staying in a room at a hotel near the Orlando International Airport when Lisa answered a phone call from someone claiming to [...]
Saturday, November 29, 2008 10:16
Yet another regretful Myspace page story.
A reserve police officer in Altoona, Iowa has resigned after she allegedly posted suggestive photos of herself on Myspace earlier this year.
Abigail L. Keller, 27, is the latest in a long line of folks who has had their personal life impact their work life via online activity.
Police Chief John Gray [...]
Saturday, November 29, 2008 10:16
Whatever happened to spandex and leg-warmers?
A man who was watching porn on a computer in an apartment complex gym in Tustin, California was arrested after police found drugs in his backpack, according to police.
45-year-old Stephen Murdoch was allegedly wearing a bustier, miniskirt fishnet stockings and heels when he was arrested early Tuesday. A security guard [...]
Saturday, November 29, 2008 10:16
Special Delivery.
After the last story about a pot-smoking mail carrier in the UK who burned the mail, I figured it would be good to include a (gasp) lighter-hearted piece about a postal worker in the US who adopted a kitten after it was dropped in a mailbox.
George Knapp and his wife, Dani-Jean Stuart, of Weare, [...]
Saturday, November 29, 2008 10:16
Ewwww.
Thomas Prusik-Parkin, of Brooklyn, New York, is accused of impersonating his dead mother, Irene Pusik, in order to collect $115,000 in Social Security check and rent subsidies.
According to police, Mr. Parkin dressed in drag to impersonate his dead mother. his alleged accomplice, Mhilton Rimolo, was also indicted. Both
men face up to 25 years in prison [...]