Archive for May, 2009

Saturday, November 29, 2008 10:16

Ohio Man Arrested on Disorderly Conduct for Mowing Overgrown Lawn in City Park

Ohio Man Arrested on Disorderly Conduct for Mowing Overgrown Lawn in City Park

If we let one person get away with it, then we’d have to let everyone do it; then it will be total anarchy.
The grass in Central Park in Sandusky, Ohio had grown to about a foot in length. The situation so frustrated John Hamilton, that he was moved to mow the grass himself.
Police arrested 48-year-old [...]

Saturday, November 29, 2008 10:16

Woman distracts 12 year-old girl, steals her $20 at ice cream store

Woman distracts 12 year-old girl, steals her $20 at ice cream store

We all scream for ice cream. Your feel-good story of the week.
Police are looking for an unidentified woman who stole $20 from a 12-year-old girl as she was buying ice-cream from a Baskin-Robbins ice cream store in Deerfield, Illinois.
Police said the May 15th theft was captured by a video surveillance camera at the store.
The woman, [...]

Saturday, November 29, 2008 10:16

82-year-old charged with strangling girlfriend over arrangement of dirty dishes

82-year-old charged with strangling girlfriend over arrangement of dirty dishes

Already told her twice.

An 82 year-old man in Deltona, Florida who was upset about how his girlfriend loaded the dishwasher, allegedly beat and strangled her until she was unconscious.
According to court documents, Joseph Frank Strauch was arrested and charged with battery by strangulation. He was also ordered not to have contact with his 74 [...]

Saturday, November 29, 2008 10:16

Man convicted of robbing bank after boast on MySpace

Man convicted of robbing bank after boast on MySpace

Keepin’ it real.
A man pleaded guilty after confessing to robbing a South Carolina bank in a message posted on MySpace. Federal prosecutors said Thursday that 27-year-old Joseph Northington of Roanoke, Va., will be sentenced later for using a firearm during a crime of violence.
Prosecutors said before his arrest, Northington posted a message to his [...]

Saturday, November 29, 2008 10:16

More Domestic Derangement: Woman stabs father over dinner roll

More Domestic Derangement: Woman stabs father over dinner roll

Stabs him 20 times. That must have been some roll.
A 42 year-old woman in Melvindale, Michigan allegedly stabbed her father to death after an argument over a dinner roll.
Ava Maria Gordon was charged with second-degree murder for the stabbing death of her father, Gregory Gordon, who was 62.
Police arrived at the house to find Gregory Gordon still alive, [...]

Saturday, November 29, 2008 10:16

Albuquerque Jail investigates guard for sexual misconduct after inmate impregnates her

Albuquerque Jail investigates guard for sexual misconduct after inmate impregnates her

Don’t come knockin’ if the jailhouse is rockin’.
Investigators for the Metro Detention Center in Albquerque, New Mexico working to find out whether a former jail guard is guilty of sexual misconduct after becoming pregnant with his baby.
The investigators believe the inmate impregnated the guard, Reyna Lujan, in his own cell while the guard was on duty.
A [...]

Saturday, November 29, 2008 10:16

Kentucky man named world’s most litigious by the Guinness Book of World Records

Kentucky man named world's most litigious by the Guinness Book of World Records

He  follows suit- With, erm, a lawsuit.
Jonathan “Johnny Sue-nami” Lee Riches, of Lexington, Kentucky, was named the world’s most litigious man by the Guinness Book of World Records. Riches, who is currently doing time for wire fraud at the Federal Medical Center in Lexington, took exception with Guiness’ title, as well as the nicknames they [...]

Saturday, November 29, 2008 10:16

Detroit Man Arrested for Repeated Elevator Urination

Detroit Man Arrested for Repeated Elevator Urination

Feds tell contractor ‘urine big trouble’
A contractor working for the IRS was charged with repeatedly urinating in the frieght elevator of a Detroit IRS building. Michael Hicks, 55, was charged with a felony count of malicious mischief, causing damage to governmental property in excess of $1,000. He could be punished by up to 10 years in prison for the offense.
An affidavit [...]

Saturday, November 29, 2008 10:16

Allegedly Intoxicated Indiana Police Officer Wrecks Patrol Car Full of Passengers

Allegedly Intoxicated Indiana Police Officer Wrecks Patrol Car Full of Passengers

Party in the patrol car.
An Elkhart, Indiana police officer is in custody after allegedly wrecking his patrol car while he was intoxicated. Benjamin Kruszynski, 38, was arrested on a misdemeanor charge of Operating While Intoxicated.
Kruszynski, a 9-year veteran officer of the Elkhart Police Department, was allegedly driving the Elkhart Police squad car when the vehicle left the road and [...]

Saturday, November 29, 2008 10:16

Washington Pair Damage 14 Cars in Rock-throwing & Stripping Game

Washington Pair Damage 14 Cars in Rock-throwing & Stripping Game

Two expose motorists to danger, themselves to damage charges.
State troopers in Lakewood, Washington have arrested a man and woman suspected of damaging 14 cars in a bizarre rock-throwing and stripping game while overlooking Interstate 5. Included in the list of damaged cars is a state trooper’s vehicle.
23-year-old Joshua N. Sizemore and 18-year-old Amanda L. Madison were tossing [...]