Archive for April, 2009

Saturday, November 29, 2008 10:16

Pregnant Colorado Woman Attacked with Child’s Scooter

Pregnant Colorado Woman Attacked with Child's Scooter

The new weapon of choice.
A woman in Greeley, Colorado was attacked by a woman  with a child scooter on Sunday.
Authorities say 32-year-old Renee Soto was arrested on suspicion of assault for allegedly hitting University of Northern Colorado student Amanda Watkins in the back of the head and lower back with a child’s metal scooter on [...]

Saturday, November 29, 2008 10:16

More Bad Customer Service: Radio Shack Clerk Refuses Return & Punches Customer

More Bad Customer Service: Radio Shack Clerk Refuses Return & Punches Customer

You Wanna a reciept with that?
Just when you thought customer service couldn’t get any worse out there, comes news of a Wisconsin man who was trying to return a product to Radio Shack. The clerk refused, and when the customer asked to speak to a manager, the clerk, 52-year-old James Knol of Eau Claire, started [...]

Saturday, November 29, 2008 10:16

Dog, Gone With the Wind, Returns – With Help from Psychic

Dog, Gone With the Wind, Returns - With Help from Psychic

Hound who was Blown-Around is finally found.
A a six-pound chihuahua who blew away in high winds at the Dixieland Flea Market in Detroit, was finally re-united with her owners on Monday. The dog had been swept up by high winds two days earlier. The dog owners credit a pet psychic with helping to find [...]

Saturday, November 29, 2008 10:16

Manure Smell Gives Away Drug Dealers

Manure Smell Gives Away Drug Dealers

When a bank teller vomits due to the smell you are giving off, you probably need to take your hygine a little more seriously.
When your purpose for being in the bank in the frist place is to deposit money from your illegal drug enterprise,  you really need to make sure those kinds of loose ends [...]

Saturday, November 29, 2008 10:16

Yoga Classes for Dogs Helping Canines Find Inner Peace

Yoga Classes for Dogs Helping Canines Find Inner Peace

‘Doga’ class helps Canines find their center.
What do you do when your dog starts getting stressed out?  How would you even know if he’s stressed out? I’m not sure, but the people behind a yoga class for dogs say their class is the answer to the first question.
Ruffin’ It Resort owner Renee Brantner Shanesy said [...]

Saturday, November 29, 2008 10:16

Insurance Company Denies Wife of Gunshot Victim’s Claim Due to Pre-Existing Condition

Insurance Company Denies Wife of Gunshot Victim's Claim Due to Pre-Existing Condition

But, strangely, it seems, they accepted his insurance premium payments.

Saturday, November 29, 2008 10:16

Pregnant Woman Running from Bear Gets Hit by Car

Pregnant Woman Running from Bear Gets Hit by Car

You think you had a bad day?
Be glad you’re not Ashley Swendsen, who was on a hiking trail in  Colorado Springs, when she came across a bear, who started following her.
It gets better. Though the bear did not appear to be interested in attacking her, Swendsen sought to put some distance between them, for obvious [...]

Saturday, November 29, 2008 10:16

A Real Wonderbra: Metal Underwire Stops Bullet

A Real Wonderbra: Metal Underwire Stops Bullet

It also lifts and separates.
Not long after this story of a woman’s bra stash saving her life, comes the true tale of a woman in Detroit who looked out a window at the wrong time, and got a bullet shot at her for her trouble. The bullet was stopped in this case by her bra’s [...]

Saturday, November 29, 2008 10:16

Man Has 7 Year-Old Son Tattooed With Gang Symbol

Man Has 7 Year-Old Son Tattooed With Gang Symbol

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In a story that makes me think there is something in the water that is making Americans stupider with every generation, a 27 year-old man in Fresno held his seven year-old boy down while a tattoo “artist” inked a gang symbol on his belly.
The boy’s mother reported it to Fresno authorities on Tuesday.
Police say the [...]

Saturday, November 29, 2008 10:16

Russian Brothers Have Eldest Brother For Dinner – Over the Course of Six Months

Russian Brothers Have Eldest Brother For Dinner - Over the Course of Six Months

A Multi-Course Meal – Bon Appetit!
A man who came back home after serving 10 years in prison and was resentful of his oldest brother for ratting him out for murdering his neighbor. So, he killed the brother, and he and his younger brother ate him over a six-month period.
The brothers, identified only as 28-year-old Timur [...]